May 08/2004 - Commandos Suck

I am with some crazy commando (face painted and all), in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in the mid east. It is total war and a huge snow blizzard. My commando runs away and i can't lift my feet. We seperate, and I'm left alone. I jump out of the car and dive into a ditch, scared that "they" will find me. The second car passes and sees me. The enemy took me to their village. They took my things, but did not harm me. They were poor. I ask them if it's like this everywehre, they said everywhere but that place and point to my left. They took my pepperoni and hot pepper pizza. They seemed to enjoy it and I took the last slice, and befriended a young guy my age by giving him my last slice. I don't fear him, but where is my commando? and where is the snow?